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One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbour, seeing him there, decides to investigate. “What are you doing?” he asked. Mongo replies, “My goldfish died and I’m burying him.” “That’s an awful big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbour. Mongo shot back, “That’s because he’s inside your ugly cat!”

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody but one girl laughed uproariously. “What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?” “I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”

– What would you do if you won one million pounds? – Why? Of course I’d pay off my debts. – And what would you do with the remaining? – The remaining would have to wait till next time.

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Дата выхода на Литрес:
06 февраля 2015
Дата написания:
2014
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91 стр. 3 иллюстрации
ISBN:
978-5-17-087613-6
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