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Chapter Two

Monday, 28 August 1939

Her arms aching, Nancy wrung the last flannelette sheet through the mangle.

‘Thank the lord for that,’ she said, sighing to herself, desperate for a cuppa after hours of laboriously scrubbing, washing and cleaning. It was Monday, and like most of the women on Prince Street, she had been giving the house a once-over since the crack of dawn. Even before she had safely delivered her two children, Billy, seven, and five-year-old Linda, at school, Nancy had stripped the beds and beat the front-room rug with a brush over the washing line in the back yard.

She had spent the morning scrubbing the front doorstep with a donkey stone, but despite the fact it left her knuckles red raw, and numb with cold when winter came, it was one of the jobs Nancy didn’t mind. Up and down most roads across the city, women could be seen doubled over on their hands and knees, applying as much elbow grease as they did chatter with the neighbours, until their front step was spick and span. No well-respecting housewife would dream of missing the weekly ritual.

‘How you getting on, Doris?’ Nancy asked her good friend and weary-looking neighbour, as she trundled wearily out of her own front door

‘Ah, not so bad.’ Doris smiled, her eyes drooping despite it just turning ten thirty. ‘Nothing a good brew and eight hours of solid sleep wouldn’t sort.’

Nancy didn’t need to ask why. She’d heard Doris’s youngest crying through the walls in the early hours.

‘Georgie?’ Nancy asked, and Doris nodded. ‘He’ll settle soon enough,’ Nancy said reassuringly, but if the truth be known, she had no idea if her well-meant words would come true or not. Little George, as he was also known, hadn’t slept through a single night since his dad – ‘Big George’, Doris’s husband – had been tragically killed at Vickers, the local steelworks. And by the look of it – neither had Doris. The heavy bags under her eyes grew darker by the day and her frail frame seemed to be visibly shrinking.

‘Are you sure you’re managing?’ Nancy asked kindly. ‘Why don’t you let me have the kids over for tea and you can catch forty winks.’

‘Oh, it’s okay, luv,’ came the reply. ‘They’re still all pretty needy.’

Nancy nodded. It had only been three months since Big George had died in the most tragic and unspeakable of manners. His neck scarf had got caught in one of the monstrous lathes; his workmates had tried to shut down the machine but couldn’t stop the thick unforgiving belts quick enough. ‘Decapitation caused by severe laceration of the neck,’ the death certificate had read. No wonder Doris couldn’t sleep; Nancy knew her mind must have filled with unbearable harrowing images as soon as she closed her eyes. There couldn’t be a crueller way to die and now Doris was left with four children, all under the age of ten, to feed, clothe and care for. How she had time to scrub her doorstep, as well as take in washing, sewing and do the odd cleaning job for the neighbours, was beyond Nancy.

She knew there was no point telling her friend to take it steady. How could she? Doris had bills to pay like everyone else and, with no husband to bring home a wage, she was juggling every ha’penny she had in a desperate bid to keep the tallyman at bay.

Doris didn’t need to be told twice that if she didn’t meet the rent, the debt collector would appear at the door and wouldn’t think twice about taking away any possessions she had to cover the money she owed.

Nancy knew that Doris had already pawned most of the jewellery Big George had bought her over the years, including the intricate locket he’d given her on their wedding day, eleven years earlier – a family heirloom that had been passed down through the generations that had been a wrench to part with – but that she refused to let the gold band on her wedding finger go.

‘Listen. Don’t you be worrying about me,’ Doris said, snapping Nancy out of her daydream. She didn’t know how, but she was determined to find a way through the heart-wrenching predicament she had found herself in. She had no choice – she had four kids who were relying on her.

‘Well, at least come and have that cuppa when we’ve finished cleaning later,’ Nancy said. ‘Bert said he’d be working late and I’ve got some leftover jam pudding from last night – the kids can share it between them after school.’

Doris smiled. ‘Thanks, luv; that will cheer them up.’

It was the very least Nancy could do. She couldn’t imagine what life would be like without Bert to bring home a steady wage from his job as a tram driver – his steadfast love and support was all Nancy had ever known.

The rest of the day passed in the blink of an eye. After her doorstep almost glimmered in the bright sunshine, Nancy black-leaded the range, cleaned the windows with the previous week’s collection of newspapers and a good douse of malt vinegar, before getting through the pile of washing that had mounted up. By the time three o’clock came, she’d done her jobs and was happy to put bucket and cloths away just in time to go and collect Billy and Linda from the school gates, before preparing a few extra carrots and potatoes to go with the leftover slices of beef from the day before’s Sunday roast.

She’s only been back a few minutes when, right on cue, as she boiled a fresh pan of water on the kitchen range, Nancy heard the giggles and chatter of Little George, Alice, Joe and their eldest sister, Katherine, come tumbling through the yard, with their exhausted mum.

‘Perfect timing,’ Nancy said, fetching a jug of creamy milk from the parlour and setting out her two best china cups and saucers. ‘Put your feet up and have a minute,’ she said, with a smile, scooping a generous spoonful of tea leaves from the old tin caddy into her trusty teapot.

‘And look what I’ve got for you lot.’ Nancy showed Doris’s children, cutting the remainder of the jam sponge into squares. There was just enough for each of them, with a slightly smaller piece each for Billy and Linda. ‘Now, tuck in and let your mum have a well-deserved break,’ she said, knowing her neighbour’s children probably hadn’t had a sweet treat in weeks.

Apart from Little George, who clung to his mum like a limpet, the others all happily ran back into the yard with a trail of crumbs following them.

‘Thanks, Nancy, you’re a good friend,’ Doris sighed, grateful for ten minutes to sit down without fending off one request after another from six-year-old Alice, Joe, seven, and Katherine, nine.

‘Don’t be daft,’ Nancy protested, ‘you would do the same for me.’ The two women had been neighbours since she and Bert had moved in the week after they had got married, eight years earlier. Slightly older, and wiser, Doris had immediately taken Nancy under her wing, something the younger woman was grateful for. Nancy’s parents lived forty miles away in their home city of Manchester, not far from her elder sister, Lucy, and her husband, Jack. Nancy desperately missed Lucy; they had been so close growing up and she wished they lived nearer so she could chat to her about everyday life and any worries she had. But when Nancy moved into the neat three-bedroom terrace at 23 Prince Street, Doris had naturally slotted into the protective big sister role.

When Billy, and two years later Linda, had come along, it had been Doris who had held her hand through the painful contractions, mopping her forehead with a cool damp towel, calmly reassuring her and expertly telling Nancy when to push. And once her precious babies entered the world, yet again it was Doris who showed Nancy the ropes, until her mum had arrived to offer a helping hand.

Inevitably a close friendship had formed between the two women and now Nancy knew it was her turn to offer Doris support.

‘Are you sure you’re managing?’ she asked tentatively.

‘I’ve been better,’ came the unsurprising reply, as Doris took a sip of her sugary sweet tea. ‘The bills are mounting up,’ she said, letting out an exhausted sigh. ‘I’m robbing Peter to pay Paul and the kids are pulling me in all directions. It’s not their fault. They are good really, but obviously need me more than ever. Alice asks at least ten times a day when George is coming home, Georgie isn’t sleeping, Joe doesn’t understand why he no longer has a daddy and poor Katherine is trying to be brave but every night sobs into her pillow until she has no tears left.’

Nancy took a deep breath and firmly pressed down on her bottom lip, desperately trying to fight the tears that were now stinging the back of her eyes and threatening to burst down her cheek. The thought of the heartache Doris and her children were suffering was unbearable, but the last thing her friend needed was to see her turn into a blubbering mess. Nancy tried to find the right words to ease Doris’s pain, something that would give her a tiny glimmer of hope and reassure her things would get better. But each time Nancy went to open her mouth, she found herself completely at a loss as to what to say. The thought of Billy or Linda going through the same indescribable horror stopped Nancy in her tracks – no child should endure that sort of anguish, especially at such a tender age. It was hard enough for an adult to come to terms with such a gaping loss, let alone little ones, who were far too young and innocent to make any sense of how cruel life could be.

‘I know I can’t bring George back,’ Nancy started, ‘or take away what you must be feeling right now, but I’ll always be here for you.’ She gently took hold of Doris’s tiny shaking hand. ‘If there is anything you need, or anything I can do – whatever if it is, I’ll do my best. Maybe I can have the children of an evening if you want to take on a couple of extra cleaning jobs?’ Not that Nancy liked the idea of Doris working all the hours God sent but she knew, now more than ever, it had become an evil necessity if she wanted to keep the wolves from the door.

‘Thanks, Nancy, luv.’ Doris murmured weakly, slowly stroking Little George’s back, who had finally nodded off on her chest. ‘You’re a good friend. I might have to take you up on that if you’re really sure.’

Relieved there was some practical way she could finally help her neighbour, who was more like a sister, Nancy smiled. ‘Of course, I’ll even make an extra jam sponge. That will keep the kids happy.’ She hoped Doris would feel a little safer in the knowledge that she could rely on her whenever she needed to. After all, wasn’t that what friends were for?

Long after Doris had taken the children home, and she’d tucked Billy and Linda into bed with a kiss and a bedtime story, Nancy couldn’t stop thinking about her pal. She had filled the hole Nancy’s sister, Lucy, had left behind when she’d moved away and now the thought of her suffering in the most agonizing of manners was just heartbreaking.

As she put the last of the dinner dishes away and settled down for her last cuppa of the day, the kitchen door swung open.

‘Oh, hiya luv.’ Nancy beamed at the sight of her husband, Bert, instantly jumping up to fetch his dinner from the range. ‘Long day?’

‘Aye,’ he said with a sigh, leaning over to give his wife a peck on the cheek. ‘Offering to pull a double shift wasn’t my brightest idea. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve driven back and forth to the city centre today.’

Nancy smiled. Bert had always been a hard worker and whenever his manager offered him an extra shift as a tram driver, he never turned it down, grateful for the extra cash he would receive in his wage packet on Friday.

‘It all helps pay the bills,’ she said, carefully placing Bert’s warmed-up beef dinner in front of him. Grabbing a mug for her husband and a cup and saucer for herself, she poured them each a strong brew.

‘You look distracted tonight, luv. What is it?’ Bert asked in between mouthfuls of mashed potatoes.

Holding her china cup to her mouth, the one small luxury Nancy allowed herself, she told Bert about her chat with Doris. ‘I just wish I could make it all better for her. Apart from grieving for George, she’s worrying herself sick about paying the bills. The little ones are struggling too. How on earth do you explain to them that Daddy has gone to heaven?’

Bert looked up from his now nearly empty plate. He knew how much his wife thought of Doris. ‘I’ll be earning an extra bob or two this week with all this overtime. Why don’t you nip to the butcher’s on Saturday and get an extra big joint and invite them all round for tea?’

Nancy reached across the table and squeezed her husband’s arm, feeling reminded as to why she’d married him. ‘That’s a lovely idea,’ she said. ‘Thank you.’

‘Ah, it’s nothing in the grand scheme of things,’ Bert replied, swallowing his last forkful of beef. ‘It will do her good and I know how much you love seeing all the kids play together.’

He was right. Nancy had always dreamt of having a houseful of children running around, getting up to mischief, but after Linda had come along, she and Bert had agreed two was enough. They had just enough money to live comfortably without worrying where the next meal was coming from and, despite always secretly craving holding another new-born baby for the very first time, Nancy felt lucky she had been blessed with a boy and girl.

‘Besides which,’ Bert added, ‘I think we are all going to have to stick together more than ever soon enough.’

‘What do you mean, luv?’ Nancy asked, although deep down she, like the rest of the country, had felt a sense of uncertainty for months now. ‘Do you really think it will happen?’ she added before Bert had a chance to reply.

‘Aye, I do,’ he answered, almost too quickly for Nancy’s liking.

She pulled her arms across her body as a cold shiver ran through her. An impending war had been the elephant in the room in the Edwards’ house all summer. Bert rarely spoke about the latest developments across Europe, knowing his wife, an eternal worrier, couldn’t bear to think about it. Nancy always avoided any conversation around Hitler and his power-hungry actions, all too aware Bert would be one of the first to offer his services to fight the German’s terrifying regime, always wanting to do the right thing. But with the rest of her family so far away, the idea of Bert disappearing as well was one worry too many for Nancy. She would have loved to have been more like Doris, who had endless strength and determination to carry on despite how hard life was and the trauma she had faced.

I couldn’t be that strong, Nancy quietly thought to herself. I know I would crumble.

That night, after Bert had taken himself off to bed earlier than usual in preparation for another early start on the trams, Nancy sat alone at the kitchen table, contemplating her thoughts.

In the darkness – pitch black save for the glimmer of a candle, due to the newly installed thick black fabric she and Bert had fitted to every window to act as blackout blinds to comply with the new regulations – Nancy nursed the last dregs of her lukewarm tea, unable to stop her mind from wandering. Poor Doris had already lost her husband and Nancy could see the devastating effect it was having on her; the last thing she now wanted was to say goodbye to Bert as he left to fight in a strange unknown country, hundreds of miles away, not knowing if she, or their precious children, who adored their daddy more than life itself, would ever see him again.

The thought of him never coming back was too much to bear.

How could I ever tell Billy and Linda their daddy had died? Nancy silently worried, scrunching her eyes closed, just the thought of it was too much to even contemplate out loud.

Bert had also been the breadwinner since their children had come along and seeing how much Doris was now struggling left her terrified.

If the unthinkable happened, she really had no idea how on earth she would manage to put food on the table and keep a roof over their heads.

Chapter Three

Wednesday, 30 August 1939

Eyeing up the uniform rows of Max Factor make-up, Patty mentally calculated how many weeks it would be before she could justify buying the baby pink lipstick she’d set her heart on. ‘It would match my new flowery skirt perfectly,’ she told her workmate and best friend.

Hattie rolled her eyes in mock jest. ‘You only had a red one a few days ago. Surely you don’t need another lippy already?’

‘You can never have too many,’ came Patty’s reply. ‘What’s the point in slogging me guts out if I can’t reward myself with something new every week or so? Besides which it might just be what’s needed to teach that Tommy Hardcastle a lesson at the City Hall next week. I’m sure he’s as sweet on me as I am on him but he’s just playing hard to get. Last Saturday he winked at me as he led some little trollop onto the dance floor. Probably knew she was an easy catch and he could have his wicked way with her. Well, I’ve got me standards.’

‘Maybe you should aim a little higher,’ Hattie answered as soon as Patty stopped to take a breath. ‘He doesn’t sound very gentleman-like if he’s prepared to string you along.’

‘Maybe,’ Patty said, barely contemplating what her friend was saying. ‘He is a bit of a dish, though. I’m sure if we just had one dance, he would realize I’m far more fun than some of those little wenches he’s been toying with.’

Hattie gave up. There was no telling Patty. They’d worked together for the last two years at the city centre Woolworth’s branch and she’d always been the same – looking for the next adventure, in search of some fun. Never content with a quiet Saturday night at home, Patty spent her week planning her outfit, how she would style her hair and whether her pink satin blouse would look more seductive than her creamy lace-trimmed camisole and matching fitted cardigan.

But who can blame her? Hattie thought to herself. She’d been the same a couple of years earlier at seventeen, before she’d settled down with her John. She too had loved to get dolled up, dab on some rouge and slip into a pair of heels for a night on the town.

Patty began emptying the latest boxes of raspberry-red Tangee lipsticks onto the waiting shelves, bringing Hattie back to the present.

‘I think I’m going to wash me hair on Saturday afternoon and wear it down,’ Patty said. Her dad had told her ever since she was a little girl that her long strawberry-blonde curly hair and dreamy hazel eyes would end up breaking hearts one day. ‘What do yer reckon – if I wear it like Mae West did in I’m No Angel? She certainly had Cary Grant falling at her feet. I could clip my ringlets up and just have a few hanging down around my shoulders. My lacy top is quite fitted too, so I could always take my cardi off. That’s got to get his attention,’ she mused.

Just as she was about to start discussing her choice of skirts and heels, the store manager walked across the floor towards the two girls.

‘Right, girls,’ came his monotone command, ‘less chatting, more working.’

As he walked away, Patty repeated his headteacher-like command under her breath, using her hands to mimic his comments.

‘Stop it!’ Hattie hissed, trying to stifle her giggles. ‘You’ll get us both the sack at this rate.’

Nonchalant as ever, Patty shrugged her shoulders. ‘Ah, well, it wouldn’t be the end of the world. Not like we earn a king’s ransom and I’ve ’eard a rumour the steelworks might be in need of some new young fresh blood if Hitler carries on with his crazy tirade across Europe.’

‘What? Are you serious?’ Hattie asked, as she carefully restocked an empty-looking shelf with boxes of a new range of waterproof black cake mascara, which came in a little tray with an intricate application brush and promised to give you movie star lashes.

‘Yeah, me dad overheard one of the bosses talking about it.’ Patty’s dad, Bill, like his father before him, and his mom for a short time during the First World War, had worked at Vickers Steel since he’d left school at fourteen. Starting off as the tea lad, he’d worked his way up through the ranks and was now a foreman in the rolling mill. ‘He reckons if we end up going to war, some of the younger lads will leave and they’ll need some of us lasses to fill their places. Not that me mom is too impressed like. She told him she’d rather see me clean strangers’ toilet basins than see me risk m’ life in one of those huge factories.’

Carefully placing the last wonder mascara on the now rather enticing display, Hattie started dusting the normally pristine white counter, brushing off the remnants of dust from the cardboard box they had been stored in. ‘I can see her point, if I’m honest, Patty. Why would you want to swap working behind a make-up counter to risk life and limb in one of the dirty noisy places? I bet it’s full of lecherous blokes who would be more interested in what’s underneath yer overalls, than how useful you are?’

‘Aye, watch what yer saying,’ Patty laughed, faking her horror. ‘Are you saying m’ dad is a letch?’

‘Course not,’ Hattie sighed, knowing her friend was pulling her leg, ‘but I bet there’s a few wandering eyes amongst the younger ones.’

With that, a grin as big as the Cheshire cat’s appeared on Patty’s face. ‘Well, that would teach Tommy Hardcastle a lesson, wouldn’t it? I might have me pick of fellas if he’s not careful.’

Hattie couldn’t help but giggle – Patty must be the only person in the entire country that could be excited about the prospect of another war. ‘You really do take the biscuit.’ Hattie chuckled.

‘Well, you’ve got to look on the bright side,’ Patty said, grinning. ‘No point worrying. Besides which, I’d take great pleasure out of telling miserable Mr Watson where to stuff his poxy job!’

Bemused, Hattie rolled her eyes. ‘But can you really imagine working in one of those filthy great factories in a pair of grubby ill-fitting pair of brown overalls, working yourself to the bone every day? You wouldn’t be able to paint your face on and eye up the latest lippy in there!? I’ve heard it’s really hard work, too; you’d have to toughen up sharpish. You don’t even like lifting boxes of make-up; how are you going to manage hauling heavy slabs of steel about?’

‘Oh, I’m sure there will be some dashing young lad to help me out.’ Patty giggled. ‘And there’s no way I’d turn up without my lippy and mascara on. Just because I’d be in a factory, doesn’t mean I have to drop me standards, y’know.’

If only it was as black and white as that, Hattie silently thought to herself, but she knew there was no point in trying to explain to Patty the grave consequences of war.

She’d seen first-hand the terrible impact it had had on her own dad who’d sacrificed his tender years to fight against the Germans. Although he didn’t say much, after one too many pints of ale on a Friday night in the local boozer, his mood would drop and his temper would get the better of him. Hattie’s mum had borne the brunt of his aggression more times than she’d had hot dinners throughout their marriage. Whenever Hattie asked her why she put up with it, the answer was always the same. ‘Your dad wasn’t always like this,’ she repeated. ‘Before the war, he was a kind and loving man who wouldn’t hurt a fly. But he saw some terrible things and I guess you always hurt the ones closest to you.’ Hattie had always struggled to understand the logic in taking your anger out on someone you supposedly loved. She couldn’t imagine her John hurting her, but she knew not to press her mum – she was suffering enough without her only daughter nagging her too.

For the rest of her shift, Patty could barely keep the grin off her face as her mind wandered to what it would be like working with a load of strapping young men. Surely then she would have her choice of dates on a Saturday night; even so she couldn’t help hoping Tommy Hardcastle would show her some attention at the weekend.

At five o’clock, as the last customers left the store, Patty grabbed her red cardigan from under the counter. ‘Any plans to see lover boy tonight?’ she teased her workmate.

‘Actually yes.’ Hattie grinned. ‘He’s meeting me from work and we’re off for a cuppa and hopefully a slice of chocolate cake.’ As the two pals double-checked for the umpteenth time that the make-up counter was spick and span, not a mascara or lipstick out of place – only too aware Mr Watson would be the first to notice and give the girls a long and tedious lecture on how important it was to take pride in your work – Patty couldn’t help but feel a tiny bit envious of Hattie. Not in a bitter way; she would just love to have someone care for her in the way John adored her friend.

As the girls finally left the store, Patty hugged Hattie. ‘Have an extra slice of cake for me.’ She smiled as she spotted John in his smart work suit walking towards them. Patty could see why Hattie had been initially attracted to him, with his immaculately swept back brown hair, chiselled cheekbones and deep brown eyes, he was a dream to look at. From what Hattie had revealed, it was his warm and caring personality for which she had really fallen head over heels.

‘You have a good evening too,’ shouted Hattie. ‘See ya tomorrow.’

Suddenly feeling like a gooseberry, Patty waved her goodbye before heading down The Moor to catch her bus home. As she jumped on the number 21, she felt a sense of tingling excitement at the thought of a possible new adventure ahead. She might not get a discount on her new lippies if she was working at the steelworks, but that was a small price to pay – besides which, she’d heard the wages were pretty good, so she might even be able to afford a new addition to her make-up bag every week.

As Patty got off the bus at Attercliffe and headed the few hundred yards home, she had a spring in her step and couldn’t wait to tell her mum her plans. But as she walked through the door at number 56 Thompson Road, her little bubble of elation was somewhat dampened.

‘Milk, Mommy, milk,’ came the high-pitched squeal from her youngest brother Thomas, known as Tom Tom, who was being rocked from side to side by their sister, Sally, who looked close to tears. ‘Soon, sweetheart,’ she said as soothingly as possible, desperately looking towards their flustered-looking mom, Angie, who was holding a pan of potatoes in one hand and trying to pour some milk into a cup with the other.

‘Here, let me help you,’ Patty said, rushing to her mom’s side and taking the jug from her hand.

‘Thanks, luv,’ Angie said. ‘I just need to get tea out. Your dad will be home any minute.’

Patty took her screeching brother from Sally, who instantly sighed a breath of relief, and raised the cup of what could have been pure nectar to Tom Tom’s gaping mouth, to save everyone from another one of his ear-piercing demands. She smiled. ‘Hey, come on. It’s here now.’ As soon as the first drip of milk hit Tom Tom’s quivering pink lips, peace was restored.

‘Thank God for that,’ Angie said. ‘I swear, you’d think he hadn’t been fed for a month.’

‘Oh, Tom Tom,’ Patty sighed, pretending to be cross, using the nickname her baby brother had adopted. ‘Have you been a demanding boy again?’

The angelic blond-haired two-year-old looked up at his sister as though butter wouldn’t melt. ‘You were just thirsty, angel, weren’t you?’ Patty added, grinning. ‘Were they starving yer?’

‘No chance of that,’ Angie said. ‘He’s not stopped munching all day. I swear he’s going to eat me out of house and home.’

‘He’s not the only one,’ came Patty’s dad’s voice as he walked through the kitchen door. ‘What’s that you have cooking, luv?’ Bill asked, giving his amused wife a peck on the cheek.

‘Beef casserole and mash,’ came the reply.

‘Ooh, you’re a darlin’, cooking yer old man his favourite after a long day.’

With that the door from the hallway flew open. ‘Dad, you’re ’ome,’ exclaimed Patty’s second youngest brother, eleven-year-old John, as he ran towards Bill, just as he had done every evening from the day he could walk.

‘Come ’ere, son, and give yer old dad a big hug.’

John didn’t have to be asked twice. As the pair took part in their evening ritual, Angie scooped a ladle full of mash onto six plates, followed by a generous portion of beef, carrots and onions covered in a rich gravy – the aroma making Tom Tom’s eyes widen, resembling saucers.

Patty laughed. ‘Don’t worry, little ’un. Yours is here too.’ He wasn’t the only one keen to tuck in; the clatter of dinner being served brought Sally and Patty’s younger sister, thirteen-year-old Emily, bursting into the kitchen.

In the space of seconds, five chairs and a wooden highchair had been filled and the clatter of knives and forks being lifted from the wooden table filled the room.

‘More, Pat Pat,’ Tom Tom managed to articulate as soon as he’d swallowed his first spoonful, his little mouth hanging open like a goldfish.

‘His father’s son.’ Bill laughed, leaning over and ruffling his mop of blond curls. ‘You just love yer snap, don’t yer, kiddo?’

Tom Tom grinned his toothy smile, pleased he’d got his daddy and the rest of his family’s attention. With that, the whole family turned to the youngest member of the household, just in time to see him wolf down another mouthful of his mom’s best casserole.

A sense of tranquillity had overtaken the storm Patty had walked into just twenty minutes earlier. Picking her moment, she thought this might be a good time to share the plan she’d been cooking up.

‘Do yer reckon a war is really looming?’ she said, tentatively broaching the subject.

‘Why do yer ask that now, sunshine?’ Bill asked, using the name he’d called his eldest daughter from the moment she’d entered the world, apparently with a big grin on her face, despite Angie’s insistence it was just wind. He was always keen to keep his household a happy ship but sensed his eldest daughter was about to bring the mood down somewhat.