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Swinging
The Games Your Neighbours Play
Mark Brendon
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Table of Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Part I
Chapter 1: Introduction and Apologia
Chapter 2: Taming Lust
Chapter 3: It is Everywhere
Chapter 4: Affection, Flirtation, Adventure…
Chapter 5: ‘None of Us Wanted Ownership…’
Chapter 6: A Whore and a Vagabond
Part II
Chapter 1: Swinging and Morality
Chapter 2: The Yuckiness Factor
Chapter 3: Does Gastronomy ‘Devalue’ Home Cooking?
Chapter 4: The Nastiest Obligation of All…
Chapter 5: Sex = Immortality
Chapter 6: The Vanilla One-Night Stand
Chapter 7: Swinging and Health
Chapter 8: ‘I Was Born Naked in Eden, Wasn’t I?’
Part III
Chapter 1: Invitation to an Orgy
Chapter 2: A Cinderella with a Fuck-Card
Chapter 3: The Warm-Up
Chapter 4: Dressing to Undress
Chapter 5: Time to Play
Chapter 6: Giuoco Delle Coppie
Chapter 7: Intermezzo Interrotto
Chapter 8: ‘After You‘ve—You Know?’
Chapter 9: Lessons Learned
Chapter 10: After the Ball…
Chapter 11: Swing-Clubs
Part IV
Chapter 1: Defining Terms
Chapter 2: Subcategories
Chapter 3: Bisexuality in Swinging
Chapter 4: Bonobosexuality
Chapter 5: In Defense of Hedonism
Chapter 6: When the Fun Was Taken Out of Sex
Chapter 7: The Liberating Condom
Chapter 8: The Origins of Swinging
Chapter 9: An Anomalous Orgy
Chapter 10: Swinging in the ’70s
Chapter 11: The ’80s and Beyond
Part V
Chapter 1: Cyberquesting
Chapter 2: local-swingers.co.uk
Chapter 3: Ticks and Feedback
Chapter 4: Casting the Net
Chapter 5: Dredging
Chapter 6: sdc.com
Chapter 7: Handling Meets
Chapter 8: Odditoes…
Chapter 9: …and Occasional Perils
Chapter 10: Safer Than Trawling
Part VI
Chapter 1: Who are Swingers?
Chapter 2: ‘All Those Years, I’d Been Conned…’
Chapter 3: Class and Age
Chapter 4: ‘It’s Me-Time Now…’
Chapter 5: Swinging and Marriage
Chapter 6: Taking Over the Driving
Chapter 7: The Single Female
Chapter 8: The Single Male
Chapter 9: Couples Starting Out
Chapter 10: Not for the Impatient
Chapter 11: Party Hosts
Part VII
Chapter 1: Swinging and Emotions
Chapter 2: Setting Limits
Chapter 3: ‘Let the Girls Have Their Fun’
Chapter 4: Jealousy
Chapter 5: Kamikaze Sperm
Chapter 6: ‘Tongues, or He’ll Suspect!’
Chapter 7: Hotwife
Chapter 8: The Danger of reality
Chapter 9: Giving Up Swinging
Part VIII
Chapter 1: Antecedents and Influences
Chapter 2: Orgies as Seasonal Contraceptives?
Chapter 3: The Persistence of Orgies
Chapter 4: Dollymops and Midinettes
Chapter 5: ‘Only Sex’
Chapter 6: Kissing and Fucking Considered as Fine Arts
Chapter 7: The Freedom of Forgiveness
Part IX
Chapter 1: All That Glisters…
Chapter 2: Birmigham—A Model
Chapter 3: Fun4Two
Chapter 4: Paradise Rejected
Chapter 5: having Your Cake and Eating it
Chapter 6: ‘That Frivolous Pretence…’
Chapter 7: Elaboration, Adornment, Prolongation, Enrichment…
Chapter 8: A Cautious Commendation
Chapter 9: A Romantic Ending?
Chapter 10: A Romantic Beginning
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Copyright
About the Publisher
PART I
1 INTRODUCTION AND APOLOGIA
LAST NIGHT, MY GIRLFRIEND CHRISTY and I were having sex with a woman—mid-thirties, toned, blonde.
The blonde woman was lying on her back on a bed, hands fluttering at my hip-bones. She had slender legs encased in black hold-up stockings, a rose tattooed on her left inner thigh, a plush, shaven pussy on which we had both been lavishing attention for a good twenty minutes, a diamante ring in her belly-button, and a sweet smile.
Neither of us could actually see that smile just then, because another girl was sitting on it—one pair of lips athwart another.
This other girl was naked and tanned deep copper, with a sliver of white skin left by the tiniest of briefs. She had short, spiky, dark brown hair.
She had introduced herself to us half an hour earlier as Laurie. She had shaken our hands then, pecked our cheeks, said ‘Hi! So, where are you from?’
Now she hung, gasping, her right hand gripping my left shoulder, her left on the nape of Christy’s neck. Her tongue lit a tangled fuse up my throat and along my jawbone and occasionally slithered into my mouth as we both—in our different ways—used the woman beneath us for our pleasure.
The blonde woman’s tongue emerged to flicker at, and to writhe into, the cleft above it, vanished then returned like a gale-blown flame.
Christy was on her hands and knees at right angles to us. Ducking down beneath Laurie, she nuzzled at the blonde woman’s breasts and stomach while her left hand reached down to finger the prone woman’s clitoris. She grinned up at me, then turned her head upward to kiss and nibble at Laurie’s nipples.
Christy’s body was being jerked and breath and sound forced from her by the man kneeling behind her. This was Laurie’s boyfriend, who was—I think—called Steve. He was as fair as she was dark, with a bang of fair honey-coloured flopping over his face. He was not Christy’s type, and he did what he was doing monotonously, as though he had just one gear. He said ‘Yeah,’ each time his belly slapped against her buttocks. That was monotonous too. She did not even look at him. She was concentrating on the feasting and the sensations up front.
Beyond us, on wall-to-wall mattresses, seven or eight naked couples were intertwined and grunting, giggling or moaning. Behind them again, against the wall, clothed couples stood watching, the men’s arms hanging limply over the women’s shoulders, the women occasionally moving to raise their lips like nymphing trout to kiss their men.
One woman was squatting on the carpet at my right. Her head bobbed to and fro at the groins of two men who stood upright against the wall. Her eyes, however, constantly swivelled to the scene at the centre of the room.
It was all really quite pleasant and, by most standards I think, interesting.
Christy pulled herself away from this Steve and rolled onto her back. She grinned up at me again, then pulled herself down the bed until her arse was on the very edge and her feet on the carpet. She vanished from my sight. A moment later her hair, then her nose, pushed at my testicles. Her mouth was warm and wet.
Steve had obviously followed her, because I felt her head banged rhythmically against the blonde girl’s groin.
I moaned, I suppose.
A quavering male voice close at hand bleated, ‘Er, darling…?’
Christy withdrew her head from between my legs. It was cold without her there.
The man who addressed us wore a grey shirt, fawn chinos and carpet slippers. His hair was white, his face soft and pink. He fingered the gold-rimmed spectacles that hung beneath his chest.
Bending down in front of me, he crossly addressed Laurie’s stomach and shaven pubis, which now slithered back and forth, a couple of feet away from his face—much closer to his wife’s. ‘Darling? Darling? Look, we really must be going. It’s half-past one. The sitter…’
Laurie politely raised her crotch and propped herself up on one leg so that the blonde woman could speak.
She raised her head a few inches. Her lower face gleamed. She licked her lips. ‘Oh, come on, Roger,’ she said. ‘Give us a break. Oh, yeah…’ she creaked at me. ‘No, don’t stop, hun…’ Her eyes shifted back to her husband. ‘I mean, fuck the sitter. I am not going ’til these guys have come.’
She pulled her right arm back through Laurie’s legs, hooked it around her thigh and, with a deep laugh and an imperious ‘Bring that thing back, darling…’ pulled her back down on her.
Roger took a step backward. He sighed. ‘It’s always the same,’ he told me with a shrug and a flap. ‘I mean, it’s alright for you guys, but some of us have to work.’
I leaned forward on my hands. ‘I know,’ I panted sympathetically as my cock slid in and out of his wife. ‘Still—oh, yes—you’ll be able to have a lie-in tomorrow, won’t you?’
‘Me? Lie-in? Ha! Forget it. I’ve got to take Tom to cricket, then I’m meant to be driving in a road-race in Devon. And I have to be up at seven on Monday morning to get to work. And the bloody sitter charges double time after midnight.’
My lips were working as I tried to stop myself from laughing.
This was swinging for you. Middle-class concerns with children and domestic budgets in amongst the groans and yelps of orgiasts.
‘Yes,’ I said sympathetically. ‘Wish I could get that sort of money for sitting on my arse…doing…mmm…nothing…’
Roger nodded. He had found a friend. ‘Well, do be as quick as you can, will you?’ he said. ‘If she lets you…’
I nodded obediently.
Roger shuffled away towards the door. ‘Oh, and Karen!’ he turned and raised his voice. He spoke very slowly, as though to a very old foreigner. ‘I’ve got your bag, OK? And your shoes are outside the dark room.’ He shook his head sorrowfully, and told me, ‘She’s always losing things…’
As he shuffled from the room, Christy allowed a giggle to bubble up. She knelt up at my shoulder so that I felt her pussy damp and hot against my buttocks. Her fingers plucked at my nipples. ‘Come on, darling,’ she croaked in my ear. ‘For heaven’s sake, think about the sitter…’
Laurie’s hand reached out for mine and clasped it. She grit her teeth. Beneath her, Karen said, ‘Hmmff,’ and burbled. Christy and I laughed and kissed. Laurie leaned forward. Her tongue joined ours and slithered around them. Her eyes sparkled, so I kissed them too.
Group hug, only naked and interlinked by tongues and genitals. We were all four united in playful naughtiness and companionship. In that moment, surely, we loved one another.
2 TAMING LUST
TO DATE ALMOST ALL the books and articles about swinging have been written by panting ‘vanillas’ (as non-swingers are known) alternately—or sometimes simultaneously—drooling and expressing disapproval.
Theirs is surely the most disreputable form of journalism. Peeking in, urging on those observed, picking out the saleable or sensational aspects of its subjects’ activities, then retreating to don an enemy padre’s uniform.
This book’s purpose is not to titillate—or, at least, not directly. If it opens up new prospects and inspires individuals or couples to conjure their own fantasies and make their own plans for sexual adventure, I am delighted. But it features few detailed accounts of sex, and studiously avoids the lyrical when it does so.
I include the mundane little memoir of last night because, commonplace though it is, it summarises much of what swinging is about. There is the sensuality, of course, and the curiosity as to the sexuality of others. There are the senses of adventure and community and, perhaps above all, the affectionate playfulness…
It also typifies the essential conventionality of swingers.
Swingers by definition respect the sanctity—or, at least, the value—of secure, enduring marriage or partnership, and the requirements of children. They do not have extra-marital affairs, nor allow their emotions to be influenced by their sexual needs by falling ‘in love’ with their secretaries, gardeners, colleagues, personal trainers, spouse’s best friends or children’s schoolfellows, to the peril of their homes and their children’s welfare.
They recognise, however, that the extended family has gone, the nuclear family couple is insufficient to meet their emotional and sexual needs, and the active sex-life-expectancy has been enormously prolonged over the past two centuries. For those reasons they cannot find all the adventure, interest and passion they require in one person, who inevitably has distinct needs and develops at a different pace from themselves.
They therefore seek mutuality in shared sexual adventures.
Let’s face it: it is a lot more amusing, convivial and revealing than, say, golf or fishing. And, while these have in large measure been gender-specific distractions—or refuges—from hearth and home, swinging is by definition a cross-gender and wholly mutual diversion.
It takes lust—the wolf that snuffles and growls at the door of every marital home—tames it, and brings it into the house as an amusing and stimulating pet.
To the seeker of pornography, those four or five bodies intertwined on the bed last night were merely performing an undifferentiated thing called sex. For those bodies’ owners, however, it was a celebration of one another, of the infinite variety of human responses and sensuous experience, and of their own strength, vivacity and beauty within that fleeting moment.
And it was without recrimination or cost—except for babysitting fees.
It was loving, laughing and irresponsible.
It was play.
3 IT IS EVERYWHERE
SHOW ME AN URBAN TERRACE, suburban close or sleepy village, and I will show you swingers. In every city, market-town and village in the Western world and beyond, there are respectable groups, couples and singles who routinely engage in recreational sex with total strangers, or with people encountered for that purpose just minutes before.
In time many of them become friends and, like any other social group, hold little parties at which they frequently run into one another, or invite one another over as if for supper. So Derek and Joan will ring Tony and Sharon and suggest that they come over for a drink and maybe a little shag.
‘Oh, and there’s this rather nice new couple who’ve just moved into the area…Nothing fancy. Just the six of us. And we can’t go on too late because Joan has to be in Westminster by eleven tomorrow…’
Sometimes these couples will go on holiday together, and perhaps they will go out one night to a Spanish, Mexican or Dominican swing-club to whoop it up with the locals. Sometimes they will go to Cap d’Agde—the French town wholly dedicated to nudism and swinging—or to one of many resorts and hotels throughout the world providing for ‘the Lifestyle’…
There are millions of swingers worldwide (four million is the generally accepted estimate in the US alone) and many millions more who are curious about the lifestyle, or aspire to become part of it. It has become perhaps the Western world’s biggest and most rapidly booming subculture—and its most widespread secret.
Although they are to be counted only in their thousands, ferretkeepers and Civil War enthusiasts, steam-train afficianados and cryptographers seeking to unravel the Beale code all have their own publications. For many reasons, however, there are few—if any—books by a practising swinger offering bona fide, sympathetic information and an insight into this massive social phenomenon.
The problem is that swingers are, by nature and long habit, discreet.
They may be unashamed—even proud—of their activities and of their fellows. They may know that the law protects them from overt discrimination. They, like ‘homosexual’ men and women, are adults engaged in an entirely consensual leisure activity which is—or, at least, should be—nobody’s business but their own.
So, of course, were foxhunters and bareheaded motorcyclists, but that didn’t prevent government and illiberal moralists from pretending that it was the welfare of the fox or the rider that warranted their intervention (though they have shown no such concern for battery hens).
Swingers have no prey. Even the commonplace transaction with a prostitute, the making of pornography, the habitual wine-bar or clubbing seduction, may be exploitative of one who, by reason of age, idiocy, poverty, drug-addiction, emotional need or force majeure, is in fact unwilling or reluctant. Swingers, however, play exclusively with other adults who have chosen this lifestyle. They obtain explicit consent before any sexual contact.
Yet for all this, most swingers are unwilling to subject themselves or their families to the censorious and lubricious judgements of the media who, at one level, cringe like adolescents from acknowledgement of genitals (unless they are swathed in white slipper satin for religious ceremony or shaven and sanctified by ‘the miracle of birth’), and at the other, gawp at them with yearning but profess outrage at their functions.
Sex may be the throbbing heart of our marketing and media culture, invariably—and oh, how wrongly—presented as desirable. We may regularly expose poor, bare, forked man—and woman—but, when we come to acknowledging that we actually have sexual functions and emissions, we might as well still be dressed as china bells.
Over the past three years, while researching for this book, I have been a swinger. In the course of this period, I have visited many private parties and most of Britain’s principal swingers’ clubs, as well as hotels, beaches and resorts throughout Britain and beyond where adults openly engage in sexual play.
I have had sex (in Clintonian and non-Clintonian senses) or—as swingers have it—I have ‘played’ with several hundreds of female strangers and acquaintances with whom I have little or no other connection. Sometimes they have been alone, sometimes in pairs. Sometimes there have been as many as seven or eight in one afternoon or evening. Quite often, I have known their forenames before I did so.
I have generally done so in the presence of my girlfriend and these women’s husbands or boyfriends. And at the orgies that are our principal diversions, we have been amidst forty, fifty or sixty or more couples, most of them naked or sparsely clothed, and similarly engaged.
Tabloid journalists pruriently ‘investigating’ the swing-scene always ‘make their excuses and leave’. I have stayed. I make no excuses for it. It has been instructive, companionable and often great fun.
I could pretend to dispassion or disdain. I could now clamber back onto the raft of respectability and express disapproval of the swinging lifestyle. This would be both dishonest and unconvincing.
Yes, sometimes the experience has been banal, squalid and depressing, but the same could be said of regular eating out or concert-going. This has been a function of peculiar people or circumstances, not of the activity itself.
In general, I have found swingers amiable. They are sensualists and libertarians, unembarrassed and intent on sharing pleasures with childlike openness. Given its ubiquity and the diversity of its practitioners, however, swinging inevitably has its share of crass berks and power-hungry bitches who believe that tantra is a plural.
But only in societies where responsibility has been usurped by law can such people thrive. Subcultures, if not illegal, are without the law. Swinging is therefore dependent on reciprocity and is self-policing. In my experience, such people are soon ostracised and find themselves on the grimy fringes of the movement. Should you find yourself amongst them, simply leave. Their faults are not those of the milieu which, in general, I have found to be good-natured and enormous fun.
