Woran ist das Geschlecht eines Schokohasen zu erkennen? Wieso bellt der Bär im Zug? Und wie verwirrt man Straßenräuber?

Diese und mehr Fragen klärt Bestseller-Autor Christian Eisert in zwei Dutzend Satiren und Aphorismen.

Anlässlich seines zwanzigjährigen Autoren-Jubiläums las er die besten seiner wortwitzigen Werke aus dem ersten Schaffensjahrzehnt und nie veröffentlichte Texte neu ein.

Christian Eisert, Jahrgang 1976, ist TV-Autor, Satiriker und Comedy-Coach. Er schreibt Gags, Sketche und Drehbücher (z.B. «Harald Schmidt Show», «Löwenzahn» oder «Shopping Queen»)

1997 erschien sein erstes Buch, es folgten viele weitere u.a. der SPIEGEL-Bestseller «Kim und Struppi».

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